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Dad, if God ate shishkabob, I'm pretty sure it would taste like this. No wait. If God MADE shishkabob, I'm pretty sure it would taste like this.
...is that blasphemous?"
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...Maaaybe a little bit."
Also, someone please come up with a theme song for this. Pronto.

Make "Team Lift!" sound like the most kick-a crime fighting team ever.
Thanks.
...I think my family forgets how weird I am. But then again, my mom and I were just talking about "spidey senses," so really, they shouldn't be surprised. I was genetically predisposed to be this way.