We have a special kind of relationship.

Conversations via chat with my dad and me:

"Me
I mean you really aren't good at very many things...
Jay
yeah, i know
i was thinking of being a male stripper . . . what do you think?
i heard the tips are really good for hunks like me
Me
COOL Dad, I now need to gauge out my eyes.
And my brain."

"Me
Also, my roommates want to meet you guys.
Jay
:)
i can understand... everyone wants to meet me
Me
Well, mainly they want to meet Mom.
But if you have to come, I guess that's okay.
Jay
hahahaha
Me
Just try not to talk, would ya?"

"Jay
i deleted you
Me
Good. I was tired of getting your constant updates.
Jay
constant?
there's only one update for me
"is awesome again"
Me
Then I don't know who the man is who has your same name, pictures, and statistics, but he sure is obnoxious.
Jay
probably . . . my picture gets used a lot in other people's profiles, but can you blame them?
the other day i was at stater brothers and this gorgeous woman came up to me, threw her arms around me and said, "mark, it's you!"
i said, "who"
and she said, "i know you, mark, you look just like your fb picture"
Me
Oh, that was mom. She's into those role play things these days.
Frankly, I think she's insane.
Jay
hahahahahahah
oh geez, that was a good one!
i just woke vickie up..."

"Jay
so do you like my profile pic?

(Do you SEE what I mean?)
Jay
Jenni says i look like a pedophile
Me
Oh, so you're not one anymore? Did you get that legal stuff all cleared up?
Jay
i know the right people
Me
13 year olds don't count.
Jay
i know, you never counted when you were one, either
Me
I thank you for my high self esteem, pops.
Jay
you're welcome."

"Jay
well, amber, it's been nice talking to you again
Me
Haha I hate you.
Jay
hahahaha
i just woke vickie up
from laughing too loud (He does this a lot.)"

He's seriously SUCH a freak.


But how many people, when asked why they're giggling so much and who they're talking to, can respond with "Haha... my dad."

(A copy of his supposed greatest hits CD. He went around saying he was selling them for only $25.00.
...I still haven't received my copy.)

He's also kind of amazing (all my doing, I assure you).


Taught him everything he knows.