Crush Test, Good Luck!

I sent a letter home to the parents of my fourth graders last week, and at the bottom I put my email address, in case the parents wanted to contact me. Less than a half an hour after school I got an email not from a parent, but from one of my students, just saying hi, yadda yadda. She said she made sure to get my email address from the note before her mom took it.

Awesome.

I'm so glad that I'm now on her forwarding list. This forward was important, so I figured I'd share. Follow it exactly, or you'll die in 12.7 seconds. I'm not joking.

So guess what.... 

This is not your normal chain letter! [honest]
When this girl 1st got it she didn't believe it so she deleted it.

Then the next day her boy friend

DUMPED HER FOR NO REASON AT ALL!!! [not really. it was for excessive forwards]

So she rushed home & she restored it & sent it. [furthering the problem]
Then she & her boyfriend made-up and he's still her

Boyfriend. [i've been doing things all wrong, it seems]
Step 1. Say your Crush's name until I say stop..
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Step 2. Say how much you love your crush until I say stop. [preferably out loud. in front of lots of people]

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S T OP !! !
Now cross your fingers.....[okay no really, this one actually works]

DA DA DA DA

DA DA DA DA
Step 3.
Do exactly as I say
Send this to 5 people
your crush will not forget you until the day you die [at which point they will forget you immediately]

Send this to 10 people
your crush will kiss you on you cheek
Send this to 15 people
your crush will kiss you on the lips [scandalous]
Send this to 20 people
your crush will ask you out
Send this to 25 people
Your crush will say 'I love you'& mean It. [when you're 9 it's for real]
Send this to 30 people
Your crush will marry you.[obviously]
Don't be stupid like she was!!!
You have 15 minutes
start sending!!!
Good Luck! !

Pretty sure I'd believe that too if I were nine. Also, thanks to me, the rest of your life is now complete. You're welcome.