I'm an incredible conversationalist.

Melissa:
        -2 morality points.

Jim:
        I'm going to have to give you -23 for starting a morality point system.

Melissa:
        It'll keep things interesting.

Jim:
        That it will.
        +9.

Melissa:
        I vote that I'm still winning.

Jim:
        Oh, hate to see that. -3.

Melissa:
        You're taking away points for the stupidest things.
        -293479823754.

Jim:
        Jim is awesome +99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
        Clearly I'm aloud to act as a third outside party to judge myself as well.
        Completely unbiased of course.

Melissa:
        You can't award yourself points!!
        Cheating punk.

Jim:
        Woah woah, it isn't my fault if you didn't think up a loophole.

Melissa:
        Melissa has the right to deny all self-awarded points, and in doing such, can also give penalty points to those who award points to themselves. Jim does not get this power, and in fact, gets no power. Ever.


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