Hilarious Happenings

Sometimes hilarious. Sometimes not. Always life.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

I'm an international sensation.

Dear people of:

Brazil
United Kingdom
South Africa
India
Spain
Egypt
Canada
Colombia

Who are you, and what interest do you have in my blog? I can see that you've been looking at it- no need to be timid. I'm flattered, though I really don't think that it deserves all of this world-wide attention. But, since you're looking, please contact your country's superiors and see about getting me some sort of high-paying international position that requires me to do little to no work, but that has incredible perks. Traveling is a must, gifts are optional (but encouraged).


I look forward to hearing from you.

2 comments:

you are so hilarious. i laughed for an awkward amount of time when i read this!
 
Ok, Melissa, how do you see who views your blog?
 

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